Bathphobes Gifts

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Not now!"

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"