Bathing Machine Admirer Gifts

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Claus 2.0

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"I like fountains very much!"

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Pizza-Matic

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Hello - goodbye.'

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

'What a cool screen saver!'

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'