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A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Claus 2.0

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Pizza-Matic

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Hello - goodbye.'

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'