Basketball Scout T-Shirts

'A basketball scout wants to talk to the prisoner.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

"Really? So which kid are you scouting for your team?"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"The guy's a natural!"

Not The Real Me

Sign Him.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

No Talent Agency

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Brownie Points

"That's my novel."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Basketball Players Working Together

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"I'm off to the sales!"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,