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"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Scouts made this for me

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"