Basketball Court Warrior Gifts

'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'

Hate Platforms

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Human Rights for All

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

Old administration and torture.

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Your witness, Mr. Fusco. I would hope so, your honor

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

"A word to the wise, counselor: Anymore of these tiresome displays of ethics, and I'll have you jailed for contempt."

Continental marshal

Tweed and Erie Rings Playing Blindman's Bluff with Justice

Disturbances in Ferguson

"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."

Crime and Punishment: c.f., Bradley Manning

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Human Rights

Crime - Punishment

'Fabricated facts' and 'misrepresentation', isn't that what we do?"