Basketball Buff Pillows

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Too much 'March Madness.''

'All your shots are coming up short, so to strenghten your arms, you'll be practicing with a larger ball.'

'Major confession, Sid. Ready for this? If I didn't know it was you standing three feet away, you'd be nothing more than a blur...'

Nuclear Waste.

Local Basketball coverage: we don't miss a dribbleb

'You're right. These are great seats."

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

'Jiggles is out for the season... he broke his funny bone.'

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

NBA on strike.

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

POINT-SHAVING SCANDAL

'Cool! Hold long does it hold a charge?'

'Go check on Chad. He either tore some ligaments, or his 48-hour life span just ended.'

Sports. In basketball, San Antonio shot well and won, Houston was victorious, Utah lost and Detroit didn't play. In other words, the Spurs were sharp, the Rockets were in orbit, the Jazz had no rhythm and the Pistons idled!

"Good game."

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Why moms make bad refs.

Playing pig

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'