Basketball Bear Gifts

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Welcome Spring.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Gary turns 40.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"I love fast break business success."