Bases-loaded Dreamers Pillows

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Baseball Dreams

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

Skunk dreaming.

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

Bedtime Reading

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Life: Boring Bits