Basement Organization Gifts

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Ironing day.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

Catalogue of little books.

"Much ado list"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"