Baseball Sympathizer Pillows

Soccer wins more attention than baseball in Cuba

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

The Other Cooperstown

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Sheltering in place.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

I love Basketball.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

"Yin and Yankee fan"