Baseball Sympathizer Prints

Soccer wins more attention than baseball in Cuba

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Sheltering in place.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

I love Basketball.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

All Star Team.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Sign Him.

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'