Baseball Strategies Pillows

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I AM at my usual position."

High-gravity baseball

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines