Baseball Mentor Pillows

"Your little league coach traded you?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I AM at my usual position."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

Great coaching is about being specific with feedback.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"There's your problem."

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'