Baseball Genre Lover Pillows

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Sheltering in place.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Monster Baseball

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Try letting the ball come to you."