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Drinking Hats

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Fried chickens.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Aromatherapy for Men

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'