Drinkware Enthusiast Mugs

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

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Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

Sharing Drinks.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'