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"What other tricks does he need?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

We'll have Manhattans...

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"