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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Opening the Barrel

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A giant glass of red wine

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

The Angel's Share

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'How about I leave the last splinter in? It'll be a good reminder to not take things literally, at your next barrel tasting.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

One more please.

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

Premier Cru

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

Stair Lift.

'It's very 'woody'...'

Jumping the barrel.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"When did you realize you were naked?"

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

"Very wishy-washy. . . really lacks conviction. . ."

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.

"This barrel holds enough wine to fill 300 bottles, or my Uncle Hal -- who is standing...right...behind...me..."