Barn Dreamer T-Shirts

'I'm taking one step at a time. Next year I get the barn.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Cock A Doodle

Cheese

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Agricultural Psychology

"I always knew you'd come back."

Emma's Unicorn

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

An English Gold Field

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

World of Cow.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Yoghurt man

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"I'm a partner trapped in an associate's body."