Barley Buff Pillows

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Oh Hi!'

"Be creative...!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

I fart more than that!

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Of Mice and Men.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'You've had enough.'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Dayum. She bootylicious."