Barley Buff Pillows

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Oh Hi!'

"Be creative...!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'You've had enough.'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).