Barkfest Organizer Prints

"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dogs

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

No Soliciting

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Down On the Farm