Bark Buddies Prints

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

No Soliciting

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Lasso

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'They do say they're a shy breed.'