Barking Buddies Prints

'He's barking mad!'

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Dogs

'Arf! Arf!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'I found him on the internet.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog phrenology

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Dog in therapy.

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

The Inner Dog.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

I know they told me not to bark