Bark Breaker Gifts

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I found him on the internet.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Glass Ceiling

High Jump

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"He's sending an instant message."

"FISH ON"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

Graffiti like

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"You let people walk all over you."

Noise machines for dogs.