Bark Breaker Gifts

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dogs

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I found him on the internet.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

Glass Ceiling

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

High Jump

"He's sending an instant message."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"FISH ON"

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

Graffiti like

"You let people walk all over you."