Bark And Board Club Gifts

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

No Soliciting

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Dogs

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'