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Weight and Fortune.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Is it that bad?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Not now, Oliver."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"That's very offensive."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Coffee Menu

Man with broken leg in cast.

Sermon on the Grounds...

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"Do you know what girls want?"

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Fascinating!"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

The Icebreaker