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Someone blowing a trumpet in someone else ear inside a shop

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Mister Pretty Shoes

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Kensington Fluffies

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'