Bargain Shopaholic Pillows

Someone blowing a trumpet in someone else ear inside a shop

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Kensington Fluffies

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'