Bargain Shopping T-Shirts

Half Price Oil Barrels

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

'Car stereo, forty bucks. Make it fifty and I'll throw in the car.'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

A man walks past a homewares store that has a large sign in the window that reads "Appliance Riot! - Everything in stock priced at least 15% lower than this time next year".

'I can't afford cable, it's the lobby security camera.'

Lost property

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Surveillance Cameras In Use: Video Adds 10 Pounds - 40% Off Diet Supplements.

'If you buy the house, I'll throw in the car for free.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

'It's for stripping paint... cheaper than meths.'

'How much could I eat for $20.00?'

'What are you doing?'

'I didn't get the raise, but next week he'll show me how to kick the candy machine so you get two bard for the price of one.'

'Anything in my price range?' 'Yes, but I'd have a homeless watchdog on my hands.'

'The price includes floor mats, AM radio, and our basic anti-theft package.'

'You pay a small deposit, then nothing for six months.'

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"I knew there was a reason the air fare was so low!"

"The only thing I can afford is a previously stolen car."

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

"We stand behind every car we sell."

Fine artist has methodically lowered the price of his art.

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"A MOHAWK is what I get for asking for an affordable hair cut?!"