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"I used to own a riding school, but business started falling off..."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Polly txt speak

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Local Knowledge

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Man fishing with large bait

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I think it loves us."

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"