Barbershop Whiz Pillows

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

Hair Crop Circle

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Deer Barber

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

'It's time for McWit to leave. He's learned all the acronyms we use.'

Bad hair day.

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Desk organisers at 'Magnificent Men Flying Machines Ltd.'

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

Making Totem.

Big, Tall, & Hairy

"Darling, darling! Termites have found their ways into our food reserves!"

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Boris Johnson.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Curling & curling while curling.

Deer having his antlers removed at the barbers

"Halt production on the trains - we're getting the Germans to make 'em."