Barbell Beast Gifts

Weight-lifting

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Heavy Workload

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Elephant lifts weight gains trunk muscle...

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

Weightlifter

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

Working Out

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

'Maybe he isn't big foot, but he has very, very big feet.'

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

"He's fine, he's the lot less monster."

'I've told you before Ralph, touching your knees fifteen times a day isn't going to do it!'