Barbecue Aficionado In Need Of Supervision Pillows

"I knew we should have supervised him...."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Steak Ted?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Filet minion

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"What about the five that fell through?"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."