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"I'd like it rare...no...WELL DONE, good and faithful servant!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Filet minion

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

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Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

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"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.