Barbarian Tales Admirer Pillows

"Have you seen his sippy skull?"

"Feel free to take notes."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Neptune

A man taking a bow

Reasonableman

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Loud Chorister

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Oliver Goldsmith.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

marionette

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

Axes 'R' Us Store

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

Tattoo

Eurydice in Elysium

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

Michael Moorcock

V S Naipaul

"I'll be Bach!"

"What do you mean 'I'm not the father?!'"

The Augean Stables

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

Scrooge and the Ghost above London

"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"

"A fork?! And you call yourself a barbarian?!"

Mirror on wall giving out honest advice to woman.