Barbarian Tales Admirer Gifts

"Have you seen his sippy skull?"

"Feel free to take notes."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Neptune

A man taking a bow

Reasonableman

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Loud Chorister

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Oliver Goldsmith.

marionette

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

Axes 'R' Us Store

Leon Uris.

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

Tattoo

Eurydice in Elysium

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

V S Naipaul

Michael Moorcock

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

"I'll be Bach!"

"What do you mean 'I'm not the father?!'"

The Augean Stables

Scrooge and the Ghost above London

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"

Mirror on wall giving out honest advice to woman.