Bar Graph Buff Pillows

'Okay, here's an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We'll start the bidding at $50...'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Get on with it!

Some scents are nonsense.

French horn.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Madoff and devil.

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

We're polishing our brand.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Arturo Sandoval

Gator Painter.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Grok's Black Hole Theory

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'