Bar Explorer Mugs

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

Bullhorn! Check! GPS, iPhone, laptop, car chargers? Check! Zagat's guide to Arizona's skankiest bars? Sadly yes. ROAD TRIP!

'Man, I expected a lot more than a bunch of dumb guys sitting a at a bar.'

'Okay. Let's go.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

Low-Energy Drinks

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Complaints Desk

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

"So, do you come here often?"

California Beverages Map

Wine of the Day Club

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Another martini please.'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"