Quirky Bar Explorer Mugs

Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

The Marquis de Sade saloon bar

French Early Bird

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Fakir Shrink.

Unnatural History Museum

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Community Bed de Luxe

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Now on Facebook.

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

'Okay. Let's go.'

Bullhorn! Check! GPS, iPhone, laptop, car chargers? Check! Zagat's guide to Arizona's skankiest bars? Sadly yes. ROAD TRIP!

Penguin on skis.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

The shopping trolley up Everest.

Tunnel of Butts.

A street of old man bars.