Banter-loving Vegan Gifts

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

The vegan hunter

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Cybervegan Caf

Too Much SOY

Waitrose Vegan Burgers

Tofu bi-products.

Good news! We determined the hair in your vegan soup is from the chef's fake fur coat!

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

When vegans pose for photos.

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

"If it's worth anything, I just choked to death in a vegan joint."

"Fruit?" "Cheese?"

Veal Crates