Banter-loving Vegan T-Shirts

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

The vegan hunter

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Too Much SOY

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Tofu bi-products.

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

"Fruit?" "Cheese?"

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"If it's worth anything, I just choked to death in a vegan joint."

Veal Crates