Banned Book Aficionado Mugs

Banned Books

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Gunter Grass

Stephen Spender.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Günter Grass

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Noel Coward.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Ironing Punctuation

My Literary Influences

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Editor.