Banned Book Hunter Mugs

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

The Evolution of the Bonus

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"Psst! Hey, kids."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Fiction. Mystery. History.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Censorship | Not Censorship

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

"I'm still looking, sir?"

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Locking Up Crime

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

Mystery and suspense at the library.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."