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Banned Books

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Ironing Punctuation

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

My Literary Influences

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Editor.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."