Bankruptcy Recovery Gifts

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Danger Slow Sand.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Joint Ventures!

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'