Bank President Gifts

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

'It doesn't look good, Sir -- they're all bringing back their toasters!'

'It doesn't look good, Sir -- they're all bringing back their toasters!'

'It doesn't look good, Sir -- they're all bringing back their toasters!'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Spot the difference.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'That's my boy...'

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

loan

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."