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"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

'Beg.'

"A high-five isn't binding, sir. You still have to sign a loan agreement."

"A high five isn't binding Sir. You still have to sign a loan agreement."

'Serving you is our number one job'

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'How much were you thinking of borrowing, dear?'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'Here's a check for the loan you applied for. Please don't deposit it until Monday.'

'I don't think we have to ask how our bank's stress test is going.'

'Would you like the correct time and temperature with your transaction?'

'I'm playing golf with my bank manager and two of his friends.' - 'Impossible. There's no such thing as a bank manager with two friends.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

"Look, as I told you at breakfast this morning - NO!"

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

'If our advertising seems to suggest that we'll give a loan to anyone regardless of risk, it's because we will.'

Help! Given extremely poor financial advice.

Greed is good...but banking is better.

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

'The masked man He's the loan arranger,'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

'You better start treating me with more respect, or I'll take my overdraft elsewhere!'

'Why do you think I'm a predatory lender?'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Well, you're the psychic. Why don't you tell me if I'm going to give you any money?'

'Sorry, the computer has the last word.'

'Wow, is this what we owe?'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'