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'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Spot the difference.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Who's next?"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'That's my boy...'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

Branch Manager Interviews: "Who's next?"

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

Do not feed the clerks.

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

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"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

I have a dream.

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."