Banjo Maestro Pillows

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Fighting Covid

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Violin Practise

Kultural K9's.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Malcolm Sargent

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

The Drummer

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Street Organ - Monkey

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

I will be Bach.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Cesar Franck

Cellist

Musical Eye Test

Sergei Taneyev